Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
remember: if you want to be taken seriously as a female sports fan you must have watched the sport for a minimum of 27 years, be able to recall the entire roster from last year and 1983, never insinuate that a player is the least bit attractive, and memorize the rule book backwards in Cantonese
Literally all I look for in a person is if they’ll watch hockey with me.
"It may be wicked rainy but that doesn’t stop Massholes from illegally setting off fireworks. We didn’t dump the tea and start a revolution for no reason."
"american’s are taking things waaay too far"
"hey are you free tonight?"
“im free every night”